Thoughts of a Silent Extrovert™

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
loosethreadstitchery
loosethreadstitchery

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How many times can I stitch variations on colour wheels? At least a few more, anyway. My own design.

This is the second piece I've done that blends contrasting colours in blackwork, and I'm learning to trust the process. In both cases, it looked horribly messy while I was stitching, but then when it was finished and I could step back to look at it, I could finally see the gradient effect I was going for.

tygermama
alanabloommd

since we are talking about people who deserve a higher salary i think teachers should be making six figures a year btw. if state superintendents who have never set foot in a classroom can make that much so should the teachers. teachers are quite literally the backbone of our society and if teachers were actually properly compensated we wouldn’t have a shortage or bad teachers who are continually burnout because of a lack of proper compensation.

sirfroggerspennyworth
secondbeatsongs

somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.

and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.

I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me

scones-and-texting-and-murder
greatjaggi

This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed

satanblessitt

There is no way this is a porno

zombiesahoy

This is the best porno there has ever been.

usingtimewisely

The way he says “HEY WHAT THE FUCK” shaped me as a person

thebibliosphere

It’s been over a decade, and I still think “I’m a lemon stealing whore” to myself every time I take fruit off a lemon tree.

Which isn’t often, but it’s often enough.

tk-duveraun

Anonymous asked:

When I was little I LOVED the taste of blues clues kids toothpaste. I'd just straight up eat it. My mom thought this was unhealthy and would take away the toothpaste if she caught me eating it. Or threaten to switch to grown-up mint toothpaste (not as tasty). I would crouch behind the open bathroom door slowly squeezing out blues clues kids toothpaste onto my hands and eating it as quietly as possible

b0nkcreat answered:

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this gave me such a beautiful visual i had to draw it. the true human experience of eating a little goopy in the dark